I wrote about my coaching career on my
blog, but I thought I would post an update about our season to this point.
We have had four games and I think we are 2-2. I say that because I mentally give ourselves one point for getting three outs in an inning. If they get the full 7 runs, no points. If they get three outs, one point for them.
The first game was a comedy of errors. The two dads who were assisting me coach (I guess that would make them the 5th and 6th Assistants) did not show up. So, ten minutes before game time, I am trying to count kids, adjust the lineup for the five who did not show, and throw the ball to the players. The lineup thing is not as easy as it sounds, because you have to bat in the same order all year long AND you have to adjust your lineup so it is infield, outfield, infield, so on. I am just trying to find 10 guys in royal blue shirts - they could be out standing in the field, for all I care at this point. I recruited some dads to help out. I picked the wrong dads. (If those dads actually happen to stumble across this blog, I really appreciated your help and you are really nice people, but I've got to be honest. You yell too much and too loud. Your child is confused because he is trying to listen to me, you, and the other 28 adults in the stands. He will play a lot better if you will not yell.)
Our team has another challenge. We have about five kids who will not be riding the big rides at Six Flags any time soon. They may never ride the big rides. The team photographer had no problem deciding who to line up in the front for pictures. One of them is as tall as he is wide as he is deep. (If Joseph's parents stumble across this blog, I love Joseph and he will grow out of this look. He makes me laugh. Please do not take offense.) The original coach was in charge of the first lineup - guess which kids were my infield?
Here are the highlights from the actual game:
OK, moving right along.
Game 2 was better. We got some outs. In fact, Luke got their guys out every time they got up. Unfortunately they only had one guy. Yes, we got drummed by a team full of girls, any of which might have been able to play with Cat on the national team. OK, I am exaggerating, but it seemed like it. If memory serves me correct, this was the game that five of our guys met in the outfield to retrieve a ball, only they had to have a scrum first to see who got to bring it back in. Our third baseman (this was in right field, by the way) thought this looked fun so he ran and jumped on the pile. I am not making this part up. However, overall we did play more like a team that actually had seen a baseball. Simple victories.
Game 3: We played a team that looked good. Sharp looking orange uniforms. Good looking uniforms can swing a game, but fortunately, our team had been so well coached, they were able to look beyond the externals. That and the fact that the good looking orange team played like they had not seen a baseball. (If the coach of the orange team reads this blog, I am sorry, but you did not play well. Any team that looks that sharp should play better than you did. And on top of that, you ran your kids and I didn't like that. Consider it my passive-aggressive retaliation.) We got three outs both of our defensive stands. Our pitcher chose to listen to me instead of his dad who has already been mentioned in this post - I will let you decide where.
The one nice thing about beating this team is their coach "ran" them instead of doing "one and stop." There is an unwritten rule for most of the coaches in this league that your player hits the ball, runs to first, then stops. It doesn't matter if you hit it into next week and your grandmother who uses a walker could get around the bases before you throw it in, you stop after one base. Everyone just seems to like it better this way. Everyone except the orange team. These are the kinds of things that make me furious and I was trying very hard not to get that way. I told the original coach that he needed to hold me back if I started yelling at the other coaches, but he soon afterwards was nearly passed out on the end of the bench with a migraine. Lot of good that would have done me. Needless to say, I was thrilled that we got three outs each time on defense. Run 'em, I say. My boys will gun you down at the plate!
Game 4: We finally got through the order enough to get some speed and defensive skills at pitcher. Our fastest kid was pitching and while I tell the other pitchers to pick up the ball and get back to the pitcher's mound (which kills play and you have to go back to the previous base, thereby squelching the need to run on us), I told Teigan that if he got the ball and he could get to first before the runner, have at it. If there is a kid who plays in our league who is faster than Teigan, he isn't on the purple team. He only missed one he tired for, which was OK because the next batter hit a shot to Luke at short, who picked it up and cooly beat him to 2nd. In fact, Luke had a couple of plays where he fielded the ball, checked his options and then made the best choice of a play. I would say he falls in the "gets it" category at this point. With Teigan's help, we managed to get three of their first five batters out. We got three on our next defensive stand, even though the umpire was calling interference and anything else she could to keep runners on the bases. (Not maliciously or unfairly, just trying to let the kids have opportunity to play. We could have theoretically had to play extra innings because of the rule that says
every kid gets a chance to bat. They called the game 10 minutes early as it was.)
We did have one moral victory, as well. One of our "sliders into home" players came trucking in from third trying to beat a grounder to the pitcher. He had about three steps on the pitcher when he decides to do the obligatory slide into home. It rained last night. Enough to accomplish the goal of making your uniform dirty, but also enough that when you hit the deck, you didn't slide, you more of less stuck. So here lies our slider, about a foot from home plate, watching the pitcher run across the plate and force him out. His parents (She is the dugout coach and does a SUPER job at it, he is the first base coach and is quiet and doesn't yell. If you happen to catch this post, thank you for doing so. Finally, one I do not have to include a disclaimer for!) were trying to not go ballistic, but I calmly pulled him aside and said "See what can happen..." Then, being the teacher that I am, I took hold of the teachable moment, and told all the rest of the kids if they slide into home, the umpire would call you out like she did Jaden. Apparently, it worked. No one else slid for the rest of the game.
(After the last game, remind me to tell them you don't always get out...)
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